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Pasquinade

from Sausage Hospital by Mike TV

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Started out as Pickled Dick way back in '99,
Members came and went, and so did all the time
Tearing 'round the country in a red Vauxhall Nova,
Ruth you can't bring that joint back through Dover.

We've been playing music all our lives,
We've been on a plane to China twice,
Kung Pao, lambs dick and rice,
Tsingtao and Valium's a vice.

So we'll go on with the show
It's an all dayer in Norwich, oh no!
And we'll tour, sleep on your floor
We are the new Status Quo.

Next we had that fight in Morrisons on the Hogwash tour,
Then we had another one, on Pete's studio floor
Let us not forget the scrap at the pizza shop in Hull,
Selling out to alcohol for a fractured skull.

We'll be playing music 'til we're dead
Will Glyn set his drums up by then?
Staying in The Dixons' spare bed
Trying to get The Dickies out my head.

So we'll go on with the show
There's a lock in, in Tongeren, so let’s go!
And we'll tour, sleep on your floor,
We are the new Status Quo.

I'll be writing songs until I'm deaf
That is when I think they'll sound the best
Olives from a service station M&S,
Four Koff to Finland for excess.

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from Sausage Hospital, released July 7, 2014

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